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America's Funniest Surrogate Stories Contest Winners

 

 

We have Winners!!!

The following have been selected as the Winning Entries in our first-ever Surrogate Mothers Online Support Group America's Funniest Surrogate Stories Contest.While these women will receive prizes for their entries, kudos go to all of you who took the time to share your stories. Who knew Surrogacy could be so FUNNY!!!

This contest was created to spark some humorous discussion on the Surrogate Mothers' Online Support Group because, even though surrogacy is a very serious committment -- and a very important gift -- there is always a lighter side to participating in a surrogacy arrangement. These are the fun, and funny, moments to share with the group!

As you know, the big joke for this contest was that the winners would be given Fruit Roll-ups as prizes!!! Well, we managed to do a little better than that. We had lots of great entries, and, as everyone knows, ALL surrogate mothers are truly winners every day at www.surrogacy.com !!!

Congratulation to our two winners for Grand Prize and Honorable Mention!!! All others can make themselves some delicious Strawberry Fruit Roll-ups using the recipe at the bottom of the page ;-)

 

Congratuations Robyn, Tracy and all of you who entered!!!

Grand Prize Winner:

Robyn

Embroidered Surrogacy T-Shirt

Honorable Mention:

Tracy

A copy of "A Matter of Trust "by Gail Dutton

 

Grand Prize Winner:

"I'll never forget our meeting in Virginia... My IM picked me up from the airport to take me for my sonogram and, after that, out to lunch at the local shopping mall. As we pulled into the parking lot, my IM realized that it was time for her Fertinex injection and being that I was an RN, I was elected to give her the shot. She also elected to do it right there in the parking lot!!! O.K... I'll go along with this... I was nervously laughing about things... It was only the second time I had seen this girl face to face !! And here I was about to give her a shot in the thigh !!!!!

She was so organized, pulling out her ice water bag filled with injections and vials!!! We looked like a bunch of drug dealers in the parking lot dealing our stuff!!! Funny thing was that several mall employees were taking their smoke breaks while we had the car door open drawing up the meds. I was so nervous I couldn't stop laughing. I was so worried that someone would think the worst!!!"

"Come on Deb, hurry it up !!!" I said. "Now slow down," she said, "I have to draw up four vials' worth and it takes time!!!! "Just stick your leg out and let's get this over with, Deb !!!" She wanted everything to be perfect!!! I just knew we looked suspicious!!! I just knew the longer she took, the more trouble was headed our way !!!!!

She FINALLY let me give her the shot!!!!! Deb was such a PERFECTIONIST!!! I was the nurse and she was making me crazy!!!!!! Well, we were cleaning up our little mess in the car and getting ready to go into the mall for lunch and wouldn't you know it!!! Mall security drives around the corner with flashing lights!!!! They were driving ever so slowly scouting out the parking lot!!!! I knew it ... I just knew it !!!! All I could picture was trying to explain to the FAIRFAX POLICE that these were ONLY infertility drugs!!!!!! All I could think of was missing our transfer because we were locked up in jail for questioning!!! Was Deb worrried ??? OH NO !!!!

That's Deb, cool as a cucumber, being dragged across the parking lot by her surrogate.... And all she could think about was the drop of Fertinex that leaked out of her injection site!!!!! We slipped away from mall security by the skin of our teeth that day... the closest thing I've ever been to being arrested in this lifetime.... and Deb ???? She still complains of MY injection techniques to this day !!!! I sure do love that girl !!!! God couldn't have paired two funnier people together !!!!! I wouldn't trade her for all the Lupron in China !!!!!!

Thanks Deb for letting EVERY experience be a memorable one!!!!"

Robyn

 

Honorable Mention:

"I have been on Lupron for a week now, and it is my 4th time around, so my kids are used to seeing me inject myself. Well, the other morning, my son was being incredibly slow getting ready for school, and just ignoring everything I was saying to him. So I started yelling at him. He got to school late and upset, and I am yelling at him to hurry up and get to class. Just before he walked into the room, of course I gave him a hug and said I loved him. He looked at me like I was some sort of alien. His teacher asked to speak to me after school concerning something he had said. He told his teacher that I was sticking needles in me, and that I was acting funny again....oh my!! I envisioned CPS coming to my house to arrest this lunatic woman on drugs. I explained to his teacher, and we both had a good laugh, but for a brief second, I was worried.!!!!"

Tracy

Now, pat yourselves on the back and whip up a tasty batch of Fruit Roll-ups to enjoy for your efforts!

Strawberry Fruit Roll-Up Recipe

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